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Posted on July 20, 2007 - by Justin Hartman

25 Web 2.0 Startup Commandments

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1. Your idea isn’t new. Pick an idea; at least 50 other people have thought of it. Get over your stunning brilliance and realize that execution matters more.

2. Stealth startups suck. You’re not working on the Manhattan Project, Einstein. Get something out as quickly as possible and promote the hell out of it.

3. If you don’t have scaling problems, you’re not growing fast enough.

4. If you’re successful, people will try to take advantage of you. Hope that you’re in that position, and hope that you’re smart enough to not fall for it.

5. People will tell you they know more than you do. If that’s really the case, you shouldn’t be doing your startup.

6. Your competition will inflate their numbers. Take any startup traffic number and slash it in half. At least.

7. Perfection is the enemy of good enough. Leonardo could paint the Mona Lisa only once. You, Bob Ross, can push a bug release every 5 minutes because you were at least smart enough to do a web app.

8. The size of your startup is not a reflection of your manhood. More employees does not make you more of a man (or woman as the case may be).

9. You don’t need business development people. If you’re successful, companies will come to you. The deals will still be distractions and not worth doing, but at least you’re not spending any effort trying to get them.

10. You have to be wrong in the head to start a company. But we have all the fun.

11. Starting a company will teach you what it’s like to be a manic depressive. They, at least, can take medication.

12. Your startup isn’t succeeding? You have two options: go home with your tail between your legs or do something about it. What’s it going to be?

13. If you don’t pay attention to your competition, they will turn out to be geniuses and will crush you. If you do pay attention to them, they will turn out to be idiots and you will have wasted your time. Which would you prefer?

14. Startups are not a democracy. Want a democracy? Go run for class president, Bueller.

15. You’re doing a web app, right? This isn’t the 1980s. Your crummy, half-assed web app will still be more successful than your competitor’s most polished software application.

16. You will have at least one catastrophe every three months.

17. Outsource effectively, or be effectively outsourced.

18. Do you thrive on stress and ambiguity? You’d better.

19. The best way to get outside funding is to be successful already. Stupid but true. But you, cheapskate, don’t need money, right?

20. People will think your idea sucks. They’re even probably right. The only way to prove them wrong is to succeed.

21. A startup will require your complete attention and devotion. Thought your first love in High School was clingy? You can’t take out a restraining order on your startup.

22. Being an entrepreneur requires a healthy amount of ignorance. Note I did not say stupidity.

23. Your software sucks. So what. Everyone else’s does also, and re-architecting is the kiss of death for a startup. Startups are no place for architecture astronauts.

24. You do have a public API, right?

25. Abject Terror. Overwhelming Joy. Monstrous Greed. Embrace and harness these emotions you must.

Source: It’s difficult to say where these all came from but I do know that Mark Fletcher, founder of Bloglines came up with at least the last 10.

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    FeistyFemale said:

    LOL, I just want to thank you for this!

    It is definitely the most humorous (and exceptionally true) thing I have read in a while!

    This should be an official document!



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    FeistyFemale said:

    LOL, I just want to thank you for this!

    It is definitely the most humorous (and exceptionally true) thing I have read in a while!

    This should be an official document!



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    July 20, 2007

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    Justin Hartman said:

    I’m pleased I could put a smile on your face this Friday afternoon :)
    I have to agree this is sooooo pertinent it’s scary!



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    Justin Hartman said:

    I'm pleased I could put a smile on your face this Friday afternoon :)
    I have to agree this is sooooo pertinent it's scary!



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    FeistyFemale said:

    Yip - maybe you’ll appreciate my latest post too.

    PS. Think I’m going to print your post out and create a poster!



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    FeistyFemale said:

    Yip - maybe you'll appreciate my latest post too.

    PS. Think I'm going to print your post out and create a poster!



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    Asil said:

    Kool! Good dose for Saturday!



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    July 21, 2007

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    Asil said:

    Kool! Good dose for Saturday!



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    July 21, 2007

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    Alan said:

    Great post! They are ALL so true.



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    July 21, 2007

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    Alan said:

    Great post! They are ALL so true.



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    August 9, 2007

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    Al Kags said:

    LOL. This is spot so spot on. I’m gonna print out this post and show it to every young entrepreneur who comes to my office with yet another idea to set up a “web site that gives ALL information”.



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    August 9, 2007

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    Al Kags said:

    LOL. This is spot so spot on. I'm gonna print out this post and show it to every young entrepreneur who comes to my office with yet another idea to set up a “web site that gives ALL information”.



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